Julie July

Julie Max is winner of our How to Hide an Elephant contest. We interviewed her about her winning entry:

"When I saw the contest I thought most people would be submitting funny pictures of elephants in unusual surroundings. But I am a pragmatist and wanted to figure out what the best way to really hide an elephant. I decided it would be in pieces, i.e. canned meat stacked in the cupboard."

When we asked Julie to pose for this months Naughty Bits she responded:

"I will not show my breasts. I am an artist and that would be too obvious. But I will stylize myself in a provocative pose for your readers."

Julie likes: cowboys, mysterious messages, absinthe, a buttock massage, and long lingering kisses.

Julie dislikes: the obvious, television, men, atheists, the web page Interview With God, artist Ernst Kruper, peeling shrimp, smelly farts, smelly jeans, old men who leer at her, cat hair, pimples, reclining chairs, vodka, pubic hairs in her mouth, self help books, Microsoft, iPods, cell phones, beer breath, long fingernails, noisy squirrels, Will Farrel, Burt Lancaster, hot dry days, cold nights, unused fireplaces, broken promises, gratuitous nudity, nosey parkers, broken hearts, anything red, pin cushions.