Divorced Couples Should Return Wedding Presents

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Brad Mardur has petitioned the Canadian government to pass a law that would make married couples who get a divorce to return all wedding presents. Brad said, “I mean, we go out and buy all these expensive presents and then the couple get divorced a few years later! Maybe it could just be a loan loan while the marriage lasts and then they can return the gifts when they split up?”

When asked about this policy, newly married M.P. Jaycee Davidson responded, “That’s ridiculous, I just got married and my husband and I will be together for the rest of our lives. For this Mr. Mardur to suggest we won’t is frankly, offensive.”

Mardur stood firm,”I gave my cousin and his wife $500 as a gift and they were divorced two years later. My nephew said I got free food and entertainment by attending the wedding, but sure not $500 worth!”































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